Saturday, May 03, 2025

Party Games 2025 - The Finale - 24/24

So the last of these have all been written on election day after I've voted, and again I'm skipping Labor, the Coalition, and the Greens as they are all well enough publicised to not be as necessary. This shows again I underestimate how much time this takes.

I think this is also probably the last time I do this. One thing that I've found this time round is a frustration with the continued prolific existence of the right wing nutters. They may change names, and shuffle around a little, but they keep causing division and trying to pull us all down and back to a time that they seem to recall fondly but objectively wasn't great for all but a minority of us. This is obvious in several entries where I can only suggest not engaging for your own peace of mind.

There's also a strong sense of nothing really changing, or if it does being for the worse. Palmer keeps iterating his idiocy, the Christian right wing still seem to think freedom of religion is about how strongly you praise Jesus, anti-vaxxers still exist and want to take medicine even further back into the middle ages, and the lack of engagement better options get shows that Australians are quite comfortable not giving a damn.

I'm not sure if I'll watch the election results tonight or just wait and see what the highlights are in the morning. I'm thinking Australia will follow Canada's lead and Labor will get back in thanks to the Coalition's embrace of Trumpism back firing, but like Canada I think it will be close.

 

Party Games 2025 - Victorian Socialists - 23/TBD

Victorian Socialists are the second socialist party in the mix, and like the Socialist Alliance they appeal to my lefty sensibilities. Higher taxes on corporations and the rich, strong support for unions and employee rights, action on climate change, strong investment in public housing and public ownership of essential services all get my tick of approval. 

They won't get my vote as they only have candidates in Victoria (as per the name), but I hope they do well (but realistically expect they won't).

Previous Review

2022

Party Games 2025 - Trumpet of Patriots - 22/TBD

Trumpet of Patriots is the latest installment in the Clive Palmer political fuckery saga. This time round their main claim to fame is spam text messages that seem to make them near universally despised and is a factor in me not wearing some of my favoured yellow t-shirts during election season.

You might assume that Trumpet of Patriots is just a rebrand of Palmer's party from the last election, the United Australia Party, but that party was deregistered after the 2022 election and could not be re-registered for this election. So instead Palmer has essentially taken over and rebranded another small party formerly know as the Australian Federation Party.

Trumpet's policies remain the populist nonsense of former iterations, but leans even heavier into trying to ride Donald Trump's coat tails with things like an Australian DOGE (despite how spectacularly horrible that has been in America), although that no longer seems to be a winning strategy (well done Canada by the way).  

Policy wise their against all action on climate change (no surprise for a party lead by a mining billionaire), leaving the UN and all other international bodies (forsaking a lot of the soft power Australia has), anti-vaccine mandates, and their cost of living plan is to bring back fossil fuel power stations (even though renewables are generally cheaper these days).

Ultimately Palmer is a Trump wannabe who seems to enjoy throwing his money away in an effort to push Australia in a disastrous direction. Don't give him the satisfaction.

Previous Reviews

2022 United Australia Party

2022 Australian Federation Party 

2016 Palmer United Party

2016 Australian Country Party 

2013 Palmer United Party

2013 Country Alliance


Party Games 2025 - The Great Australia Party - 21/TBD

The Great Australia Party remains a bunch of sovereign citizen nutters. They are running for a parliament they keep trying to say isn't valid, the leader refers to himself as a senator in exile due to the fact he was expelled from the senate due to being bankrupt, and he sends letters to Trump asking him to come and fix Australia.

Policy wise they're anti-vax, overly tough on crime, absurdly naive on economics, and feel patriotism should override knowledge when it comes to education.

They're horrible. Don't torture your brain trying to make sense of their nonsense like I have.

Previous Review

2022

Party Games 2025 - Sustainable Australia Party - Universal Basic Income - 20/TBD

Sustainable Australia Party - Universal Basic Income, or Sustainable Australia Party for short, is a rare instance of a party improving a little over the years. I still think their target population is impractically low, but they've adjusted it up over the years. Despite changing their name to include Universal Basic Income, which is a concept I support, they barely make any mention of it on their website, hiding it under the welfare policy section.

Their other policies don't seem to have changed too much.

Previous Reviews

2022

2016

2013

Party Games 2025 - Socialist Alliance - 19/TBD

Socialist Alliance is the probably the most left wing party on the ballot this year, and reading their policies and going "yeah, that makes sense" is a nice change of pace from some of the other parties I've been looking at so far.

It shouldn't come as a surprise that my politics leans left, and this it's good to see a party pushing hard in that direction as far as some of the right wing nutters do in the other direction. I like that they want urgent action on climate change, investments in public transport, free education at all levels, strong worker rights, and more.

They'll be close to the top of my ballot.

Previous Reviews

2022

2016

2013

Party Games 2025 - Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party - 18/TBD

The Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party wants their preferred people to be able to do what they want, and everyone else ought to get out of their way. This hasn't really changed since the last election, and there policy documents don't look to have been updated since then either.

They're still opposed to measures that were taken to mitigate COVID and they indulge in climate change denialism (they say they want evidence based policy making, but fail to acknowledge the existing huge body of evidence that urgent action is required). I'm not impressed.

Past Reviews

2022

2016

2013