Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Not How I Want To Go

In the news lately is this unusual story of a woman who was killed by her pet camel when it tried to mate with her.

There is no way someone can keep their dignity after this. And it's not going to be forgotten. It doesn't matter what else the woman did during her life, she'll be remembered as the lady who got killed by a randy camel. And imagine what it will be like explaining this one to St Peter.

St Peter: And how did you die?
Lady: My pet camel tried to mate with me
St Peter: What the fuck?

So here's sympathy to the woman's family and hope that this never happens to me (if it does, I want a postmortem name change).

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